HSI-Horse Sh*t Institute -Roger Mason
HSI claims eighty-five thousand very
naive people pay big bucks to get the HSI- Health Sciences Institute
Newsletter every month. That’s a big lie. Please read Cancer
Has Been Cured! in our library. You can visit their website for
free at www.hsibaltimore.com to see various ads for their books and
products. You won’t learn a thing though. This is just a front for
Northstar Nutritioinals. They sell overpriced junk to morons. You’ll
just see “teasers” for Magic Supplements. Their main pitch is the
book “100 Greatest Underground Cures”. Folks, it’s just hard to
believe that people pay good money to listen to horsesh*t like this.
You’ll hear that “soy is poison” and “lemons help cure cancer”
from these idiots. You have to pay for the privilege of joining HSI
to learn anything. HSI has a panel of “dis-tinguished experts” who
pontificate on various subjects they know very little about. The Head
Moron is Jenny Thompson.Let’s look at some of them.
Linda Page will sell you her book for women Look and Feel Your Best
for only $19.95. The description of what is in here is impossibly vague,
so you have no idea of what she recommends (if at all) in the way of
diet, supplements, hor-mones, exercise, or whatever. Linda will tell
you about, “…an herb that can lead to a dramatic increase in multiple
orgasms” in women. Isn’t that great? Women can now just take this
Magic Herb and have multiple orgasms. Gosh, that should be on the cover
of the New York Times, The Washington Post, Wall St. Journal, Newsweek,
People, and every other publication. Are some women really that stupid
to believe this? (Yes, they are.)
If you’re plagued with arthritis, you’ll be glad to know this is
easily cured. Ann Louise Gittleman (read Flush Ann Louise Down the
Toilet in the free library) says this is due to “parasites”.
How come in the last 30 years of published international research that
none of the clinicians of the world have discovered this simple fact?
Of course, they recommend useless chondroitin (read the article Chondroitin
is Useless in our free library) to prove they have no idea what they’re
doing. Chon-droitin is not absorbed by the intestines, and any “studies”
on its effectiveness are simply paid ads in journals. (Please also read
Treating Bone & Joint Prob-lems Naturally.)
Are you overweight? Would you like to lose weight by eating secret “super-foods”?
Well, for only $19.95 you can learn about these Magic Superfoods that
burn the fat right off your body. They rightfully point out that all
people have hidden food allergies. Then they tell you about a new white
blood cell procedure that accurately tests for 100 different foods.
This is more horsesh*t. That test isn’t worth two cents. Your author
personally spent hundreds of dollars on the test they’re referring
to, and it was too ludicrous for words. I demanded and got a refund.
Prostate problems? Just ask Larry Clapp, the author of Prostate Health
in 90 Days. Well, you can’t ask Larry, because he died in 2007
of prostate cancer from following his own asinine advice. Larry said
your mercury tooth fillings are causing your prostate problems. Never
mind that men with prostate disease have no higher blood levels of mercury
than healthy men. Larry also said wearing the wrong belt buckles will
upset your chakras and cause prostate disease. No, I’m not drunk or
on dangerous drugs. No, I didn’t make that up. He also tells you hogging
down over 40% animal fat isn’t the culprit either. In fact, Larry
told men with prostate cancer to eat red meat. He says the herb Epilobium
is good for your prostate. How come the last 40 years of published clinical
research doesn’t show any value for this Magic Herb? They sell Ultimate
Prostate Support with useless saw palmetto, Pygeum, nettles, and lycopene
for only $39.95. There’s a deal! Larry died of cancer from following
his own bad advice. No longer a “disting-uished expert”.
How about moron Allen Spreen? He says
rocket fuel cures cancer. He said it, not me. Hydrazine is a highly
toxic chemical used in military rockets. He says that will cure cancer.
Need I say more?
Got skin problems? Want to cure your acne, burns, warts, psoriasis,
eczema, herpes I or II, scars or nail fungus? Well, Linda Page is at
it again for only $19.95. Rightfully, she points out that food allergies
are partially to blame. She wants you to take the same useless allergy
test, but this time says they will test you for 150 different foods.
Never mind that this procedure doesn’t work at all. This test has
been available for many years and rejected repeatedly. It doesn’t
They sell some other really swell products.
How about Flexanol for your arthritis with useless MSM and chondroitin?
Want to magically lose weight? Just send them $29.95 for Weight Wellness
that contains Rhodiola and Rhododendron extracts, and the pounds will
just melt off while you sleep. Low libido? Just send them $29.95 for
useless maca root (see the library article). Men, can’t get it up
anymore? “Bring back your glory days” for only $39.95 with useless
Tribulus herb. Tribulus wouldn’t raise your testosterone if you drank
a gallon a day.
If you order their Bible of Forbidden
Cures you will just hear about endless junk like AHCC, green lipped
mussels, shark cartilage, DMAE, astaxanthin (read Astaxnthin is Garbage),
graviola, passion flower and other worthless supple-ments that have
been around since Lincoln was president. Click here to return to the article library.
Anybody who pays money to read this kind of stuff deserves everything
they get. Isn’t it incomprehensible how many gullible, stupid people
there are? This is a very successful outfit and has been around a long
time. The Royal Road to Riches is simply telling people what they want